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Our page, devoted to our own Zax!
Zaxaz - I take the truth ...add a pinch of this and that....and regurge it back out into the atmosphere
...its almost scientific
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Zax on Crackwhores
I like capturing rogue crackwhores and dumping 5 gallon drums of tartar sauce on em in a bizarre ritual I cant explain with words.
I like to herd the crackwhores into a pen then throw a handfull of crackrocks ontothe ground and, as they scramble, me and my friends cast fishing lures at em when we set a hooks we just cut lines and start again with a fresh lure
You would be surprised how mane lures one crackhore can hold.
You can stash a whole tackle box just on one stringy crackwhore leg.
Crackwhores make economic sense tho you pay bucks on lobster and caviar to get some head....hmmm... pay a crackwhore and get the same basic head.
They need crackwhore deodorant that they sell with the crack rocks.
Zaxaz> just attach crackwhores to ceiling with liquid nails and juggle golfball size chunks of crack while they watch...they dont get any tho
Zaxaz liquid nails is good shit and a couple of tubes of it and a half dozen crackwhores makes for some kickass entertainment
jbtjmd Zax uses the term Crackwhore,,,,,, like its a bad thing.....
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Zax on Sheep
On a hazy, sultry moonshine soaked evening behind the shed......sip affter sip that fucking little spotted lamb starts giving you the eyes.....
you drink faster and start thinking ....nobody can see.....
oh yeah double vision sets in .....she wants you....oh yeah tonight is your night.....Baaaa---aaa--aaaa Baaaa---aaa-aaaa-aaaa!!!!
just remember this....government satellites can see you fucking the little spotted sheep........
I dont want too much nutsack chaffing though.....
no extra premature wrinkling .... nutsack must be supple and well cared for
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Zax "issues"
issue # 463 = why cant you get the last little bit of ketchup out of bottle and why does it make me kill crackwhores for sport?
issue # 32 = I begin uncontrollably masturbating on the spot when I hear "attention shoppers..."
Zax on the fly
Zaxaz787_41179 screams in terror as big toe gives birth to thousands of baby toes and they are all squeaking "mommy"
Zaxaz787_47774> in the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth and then he rested.....then he created Man and then he rested....then he created woman...and since then neither God nor Man has rested
Zaxaz787_2791 disillusionment kinda sucks cuz of the disappointment at the end...where as full blown denial is awesome
Zaxaz787_28198> its not me its my penis keeps stealing all the good rational thinkin blood
Zaxaz best I can figure is that a g spot is the unformed prostate remaining in the female a higly sensitized zone some women have and some dont
Zaxaz I hafta reserve the right to take the 5th and to those of you constitutionless peeps then it means I dont have to incriminate myself if I dont wanna
Zaxaz I measure the effectiveness of each thrust thru your eyes baby
Lesbians dont seem to adore the penis as they should
I have the dreaded hawaiin condition lakaweeni
Zaxaz - first the japanese plague my house with everything pokemon and yu gi oh....now the chinese are taunting me with underwear I dont understand but wanna
Zaxaz - hot babes need a thong us men should NEVER wear one ever - separates my nuts evenly albeit painfully
I picture the god thing as being cool after all he created man and woman made the parts fit together -- I just have one question....why did I get a small part?-- Zaxaz
I may need a viagra I.V. to bring back stiffy now
all caps is the fag batsignal so um.. no thanx
Biggun - Zaxaz when i first came in i tried to not like ya ,but i cant help it , all your fn funnyass shit
Zaxaz - thats like the reverse of my marriages ... they like me up front then grow to despise my every breath
Zaxaz beats waking up hungover in a bathtub full of headless parakeets
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Zax and his blow up doll
Zaxaz787_24635 chants " zookie....zookie" over and over in front of a makeshift shrine to the deflated blow up girl with the curling iron welded into her ass
Zaxaz787_24684 I perform superhuman feats of sexual prowess with my duct tape covered blow up girl. I can tell by her gentle weasing and hissing that she digs it.
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Zax on Marriage
Fu*k the honeymoon period first lets explore the darkness involved then see if a honeymoon period is justified.
cyber scares me cuz of the potential for being found dead with my penis wedged against a still smoking motherboard
You're right freak divorce is much like getting an autopsy while you are still alive
I can have all the pot I want but every one of these babes I marry gets all weird about me seeing my girlfriends
Zaxaz - gravity is like a nagging wife ...just constantly there pulling on ya
my wife is only bitch I got .... she wont let me have any other bitches in the stable but she makes up for it with the attitude of 10 Hoes
perfection is also my crossbreeding human women with black angus cattle.....so when she rags once too often you can kill and grill that bitch..then off to the bitchmarket for another heifer babe
Bitchburger anyone?
I like to fuck while watching TV...but you hafta be stealthy...cuz she cant know this
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